del preston and the tiger
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed.

So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger.

I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.


True story....
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:16, 5 replies)

I watched Waynes World last night.
It's such a great film, it made me feel like I was 11 years old again.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:22, closed)

Dream sequence!
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(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:26, closed)

HAHA
tooddleldoo toodledooo toodledooo toodledooo
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:27, closed)

@Bert
I watched it too! I was amazed at how many lines I remembered.
"If she was a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln".
It made me feel like a little kid again. And thats always good. (should I change that to small child considering your goat based preference?)
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 14:05, closed)

i like this
Garth: Wow. Look at this scrapbook.
Wayne: Wow!
Garth: That's you with Led Zeppelin.
Del Preston: Yeh. My old lady put that together. We must've toured every concert hall and venue in America. Me, my old lady, and the road.
Wayne: Is that you and Bob Dylan? Who's that old lady?
Del Preston: That's my old lady.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 17:01, closed)