Ok Everybody
All line up nicely, no pushing.

Now, since it's gone 1.30 and we don't have a new question....

Last!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:37, 29 replies)

What?
.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:39, closed)

Why waste your time?
When you know you're gonna be mine?
know you're gonna be mine?
I'm gonna get you baby,
I'm gonna get you, yes I am
I'm gonna get you baby

Wa-ho, wa-hahaha-oh,
Wa-ho, wa-hahaha-oh,

Gotta get up,
Gotta get up,
Gotta get up,
Gotta get up,

Time...won't...take...my..love
away... FROM ME

Catch-catch-catch-a-baby

/repeat.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:41, closed)

'cause you RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE on time.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:44, closed)

*Throws boxes*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

*Dodges*
*realises what Bert meant*

*throws shapes*

*gets up, gets up and gets down*

*jumps around*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 13:56, closed)

Roll it up, pack it in
let me begin...

can't remember the rest.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:01, closed)

I came to win
battle me, that's a sin.

a wiggedy wiggedy whack, a wiggedy wiggedy whack.

I came here tonight to let the crowd go

BOOM! SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:07, closed)

Oh yes!
Now this is my type of music! If the occasion ever arises where I need to hire a DJ, you two will be first on my list!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:13, closed)

*slows it down for the laydeez*
cruisin' in your car, but you can't speed through, 2 miles an hour, so everybody sees you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:16, closed)

Summer summer, summer time...

*EDIT* I watched 'I am Legend' last night, it wasn't as bad as I was expecting, but I sure wish Will Smith really would blow himself up for the good of mankind.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:18, closed)

*dances*
Keep going! This is the most fun I've had all day!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:18, closed)

I am Legend
sucked big fat goat phallus. I was so disappointed. I only wish that Will Smith had done the theme song a la:

Here come the men in black, galaxy defenders, here come the men in black, won't let you remember.

*kicks out the jams*

I am the one and only!

Call me, call me by my name or
call me by my number
you put me through it
I'll still be doing it the way I do it!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:25, closed)

Haven't seen Leg end yet
But I love young Willy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:28, closed)

Don't know that one...?
'I am the one and only'
Can't take that away from me!

/Chesney Hawks

@chickenlady it's pretty slow, and certainly not great, in fact I can't think of anything particularly good about it right now. Mrs Monkeysex was ruining it the whole way through.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:28, closed)

Dare I ask
how she ruined it?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:30, closed)

I am legend
Mr Van Pelt tried so very hard to make me watch that film but I resisted, glad I did now.
*hums along absent mindedly to The One and Only*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:31, closed)

I now
feel like I should apologise to Mrs thegeordie for dragging her along to it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:32, closed)

Ace.
I love it when I'm right about things! Though how can it have been that bad? Wasn't it adapted from a quite good book?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:33, closed)

She'd already seen it
so told me everything the few events that actually took place moments before they happened.

AND she accused me of ogling the lady zombie's chest.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:34, closed)

Well, that was the problem
It was adapted from a fantastic novella about a man who gradually goes a bit mental after having to kill his wife and child and is continually tormeneted by the vampires which constantly try to break into his house at night, and it has a very depressing ending. Instead they went all holywood and refused to call them vampires, what the heck is a "dark seeker"? and the ending was made all shcmaltzy and totally changed the point of the original.

*takes off ranting hat*
sorry about that, I was REALLY disappointed as I loved the book
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:37, closed)

But still....
It's based on a Philip K Dick story isn't it?

That makes it worth watching.

Or is it a Stephen King story (like The Running Man) that makes it worth watching too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:38, closed)

No it was by
*scratches head, gives up and googles"

Richard Matheson!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:40, closed)

Aah
I see. There is nothing worse than Hollywood destroying something that you love. Damn them and their contrived endings. It's such a shame, especially if it's something you'd been lookingn forward to!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:41, closed)

@Bert
I'm surprised you weren't ogling the stag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:41, closed)

Nah
Stags have a tendency to defend themselves with those big antlers.

I would've done the lady zombie/vampire though, I just wasn't going to admit that to my already suspicious girlfriend.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:43, closed)

Women are so unreasonable
sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:44, closed)

Yeah
you'd think she'd be used to me by now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 14:45, closed)

Don't worry Bert
I'm used to you. You should leave her, she doesn't understand you like I do, nobody does, let's run away together, we can move to the greek islands and make a living as a Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince tribute band. Go on, you know it makes sense.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:01, closed)

But she has
MASSIVE tits, and could suck a bratwurst through a seven foot straw.

I like the tribute band idea though.
*gets jiggy wit it*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 1 May 2008, 15:35, closed)