I had a cat which was an utter cunt
Basically went with my ex to go and rescue a cat which sounded all nice when you're setting up home etc. We (well I) decided that it would be called Kato, and it would be like the Pink Panther movies with Clesaue etc, only without the bombs or actual pain. I would have been better off buying a Chinese sidekick from a gangter into human shipping in all fairness.

The people at the sanctury warned us about the beast when we saw him... though it was clear by the size of him he was no Kato, with a penchant for pigeon pies, so we decided we'd call him Sumo. He seemed really friendly, well until the fucker bit me. But I blamed myself, we were in his domain... he was scared and all that. Given that I've been brought up with animals (yeah, my name's actually Tarzan) - many rescued - we thought that he'd be fine with a bit of TLC.

He was one of the most attention seeking cats I've ever seen. He'd constantly made noise, came sat on you demanding petting and of course food. We took our time with him, slowly, but the biting continued whilst the ex was getting scratched. He'd come up and without warning attack. So there'd you be stroking him... and next thing he'd be purring etc and then he'd be hanging from you - the cunt. I've had animals which don;t like certain things or were scared of situation etc, but this was just plain sadism.

We split up after three months, of getting him, obviously not anything to do with him. But I certainly didn't want to keep hold of the biting bastard cat at such a time especially. Apparently it had to go after it tore her Dad's sack... perhaps he wasn't that bad!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 1 May 2008, 17:58, 2 replies)

Our rescue cat
is an absolute honey - seems downright grateful to be with us. Mind, you never know what the hell has happened in their last "home" do you?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 1 May 2008, 18:00, closed)

I had one
That used to batter the twattery out of me

Turns out the previous owner was a dick and threw cat and newborn kittens out of the house, when they were born

I calmed it down in the end by getting a kitten, turns out the cat was trying to mother me by battering me everytime I didn't do what she wanted, but when kitten arrived she mothered that instead and has since been an angel
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 1 May 2008, 18:26, closed)