My wife reads this, it'll be curtains.
Whenever my wife closes the curtains in the bedroom, she only ever *nearly* closes them. I quietly climb into bed a little later, then notice that a vertical shard of light from the streetlight outside falls across my face, so I have to get up again and close the curtains properly.

In the morning, she sort of semi-opens the curtains. They're about 85% open.

Then she goes into the bathroom and, if she wants the bathroom blind lowered, she'll lower it to within about six inches from the bottom of the window. If she remembers to open the blind, she always leaves about six inches unfurled.

She also loads the dishwasher from the front, which is even more maddening.
(bravenewmalden, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:03, 4 replies)

Divorce.
Now.
(Chicken Little This signature has been left blank., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:20, closed)

I think she's an exhibitionist and wants you to fuck her in front of the partially open curtains

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:24, closed)

Both of the above answers^
It's your choice as to which order.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:49, closed)

You should go round the house and make all the pictures hang slightly crooked.
(Benzyl, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:21, closed)