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As a recent divorcee, it would be churlish to reveal what annoys me the most about my ex, apart from that unfortunate business with the crinkle-cut beetroot which tipped us over the edge. So, what winds you up about your significant other? If you have no partner, tell us about workmates. If you have no workmates, improvise with an annoying tramp

(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:47)
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for some reason....
I don't have a lot of experience with 'Cavaliers'... most of my boyfriends have been Roundheads if you get my drift.
So I don't know if this happens a lot or what. My ex's cock used to stink (and therefore taste) of piss it was all under his foreskin etc. I tried suggesting that he wash before oral sex but he said it made him feel like he was visiting a hooker to be asked. I would therefore take a massive mouthful of squash before going down to dilute the taste. He thought I was doing it to be sexy. No, just to not boak.
He would also accept a blowy in complete and utter silence (it was pretty unnerving - I thought I was maybe doing it wrong) until the moment of impending crisis when he'd go "that's it, that's it, that's it, you've got it" EVERY SINGLE TIME THE SAME WORDING.
Oh and once after he'd blown his beans I realised he'd left a skidmark on the sofa.

Why did I ever shitcan him, what a keeper.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:47, 8 replies)
A woman,
on the internet, advertising the fact that she will, without complaint, give blowjobs to grubby men?

This'll end well.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 19:54, closed)
I had a mate who did that, a lot.
We once went to town on our pushbikes and were whistled at by some workmen. While I rolled my eyes and ignored them, she grinned back. Soon afterwards while we were shopping she made an excuse and went home early.

Later she proudly described how she'd popped back to the road works, introduced herself to the fittest (but still work-sweaty) workman and immediately sucked him off in the cab of their works van.

She was also well-known for her skill of making a BJ last exactly as long as a taxi ride. Meeting her outside the pub, we'd see her bob up from behind the steering wheel and jump out of the cab, waving cheerily to us with one hand and wiping her mouth with the back of the other. Classy.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:53, closed)
Where were such women when I were a lad?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:27, closed)
sounds like a selfish tosser
Had he ever heard of a flavoured condom? (top tip)or heaven forfend.... showering daily?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 20:26, closed)

BJ Daley is the daddy of Showering Daley.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:55, closed)
dirty cunt is dirty cunt.
it's nowt to do with the rollneck. it's to do with self respect. Him and you. Sympathetic urk.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:48, closed)
the reason he was silent during bj's
the poor bloke was trying to remember what his sister looked like.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:59, closed)
I lolled at the skidmark so I clicked.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:37, closed)

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