Even when it's staring her in the face
As our kids are now in their late teens, Mrs SLVA and I will retire to our room in the evening for a bit of sanctuary from them. We'll watch DVDs or iplayer on the laptop. As anyone will tell you, you can't relax lying on your bed unless you get naked, so we do, (mind bleach is available on request). I lay there, she cuddles up to me but after five minutes, she slides down so she's resting her head on my abdomen and will lightly fruit me up. She will then tease me about getting bigger and blocking her view as if I have any control over it.
But, the annoying thing is that although it's more than convenient to, and she's lying close enough to it, she never thinks to take me in her mouth. I'm not expecting her to go at it like a dog eating a hot chip. No, just to gently nom on the end. Not to get me off, just because it would be really relaxing. She used to suck her thumb until she was 19, so I can't how this would be any different (except for the girth).
God knows, I stroke her back enough and fiddle with the hair on the nape of her neck so it makes her shiver.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:36, 12 replies)

Why not just go at it, doggystyle,
so you can both watch tv?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:35, closed)

tv X-Files

...was the original lyric
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:03, closed)

Bloodhound Gang?
Thanks for bringing that up - I'd done quite a good job of erasing the memory of purchasing their album.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:16, closed)

I'm not sure if it's on the same album
But there's something hugely appealing about "The Lapdance Song"

"Hugely Appealing" in the sense of wrong, wrong, WRONG -- but very funny. Well, if you're a sick bastard with no shame. Which you obviously are, since you're here.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:08, closed)

I believe you are referring to 'A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying'
from the album 'Hooray for Boobies'.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:10, closed)

Linkage
youtu.be/7p64FvyOBj4
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:12, closed)

I had One Fierce Beercoaster,
bought because I enjoyed the video to Fire Water Burn.

It wasn't very good.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:25, closed)

Fuck me that's uncanny
That's what we've been watching over the last few nights, the Series 2 boxset.

Is that you in the house behind ours, with the binoculars?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:09, closed)

Nah, too old-school
I'm actually spying on you via that fly that keeps buzzing around - it's actually a video-streaming microrobot.

Oh, and by the way, that sock you've been looking for is under the bed. At the pillow end.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:13, closed)

This actually got me a bit stimulated
(Robotnik, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:38, closed)

Made me want to throw up,
and wonder why he'd need to be naked in order to watch TV.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:29, closed)

probably cos you use the word 'nom'

(jennymnemonic, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:11, closed)