my reward will be seeing her face
My neighbour lost her husband, I have been secretly putting alot groceries on her front porch for over a year now.
She thinks its from a local church and has no idea I am helping her.
Its fun to listen to her go on and no about how I should become an xian and go to that church because they are such angels there because it would help me become a good person and i am going to hell because i dont believe in her Jesus. Eventually I am going to tell her that her jesus is bullshit fiction and its the pagan next door thats been filling her belly.
(zhinka If you don't rescue,don't breed!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 20:38, 4 replies)

be more subtle...
agree to go to her church just once and then loudly thank the people in the congregation for buying her groceries for her.... wait for confusion etc....
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:35, closed)

Tis dead good that
It is well known that giving is best done in an anonymous manner. Xians prefer it that way (tis written in teh buk like that). Unwittingly you are acting in a manner to which she should be familiar.

However, if you are a pagan, you still have a religion and that slightly weakens your punchline as pagan is a pile of bullshit as well.

Your best reward is in your own heart for acting in a fantastically practical way (lets face it; prayer wont feed anyone). Thumbs up.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:14, closed)

You spelled Christian as Xian
...and I thought I was the only one who did that.

That is all
( xian, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 11:35, closed)

I like this
but I agree with gearanach above, it was all going so well until you got to the 'pagan' bit.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 10:32, closed)