Notes of chaos
Me and my good friend Kev once spent a hell of a lot of time winding up the neighbours who shared the hallways of our block of flats. Most of them were down and out types, who had nothing better to do than steal, fight and make other people's lives a misery. So we decided to have some fun.

Many a bored and stoned night was spent writing 'notes' for the neighbours, which we would slide under their doors.

Mostly these were harmless, with just basic nonsense scrawled across them, but after a couple of days of doing this, things started to get out of hand.

One note was under the door of a paranoid guy with the words 'Who's laughing now?' written on it. We never saw him again.

Another note was pinned to this chav-type girls door with the words 'Can you PLEASE keep the sex noises down, i can't sleep'

This ^^ particular note caused a bit of a fight if i remember rightly. As her chav boyfriend asked her who she had been sleeping with, she then assumed it was her neighbour who had pinned the note to her door and a very loud arguement ensued. Although the best bit was none of the three even really knew what they were arguing about, because they were all innocent.

A 'Breakfast' envelope was also delivered to one guys door ( fat bloke), which consisted of evaporated milk, some dry cereal and buttered toast stuffed in an envelope.

I'm sure there were more... many more...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 16:06, 2 replies)

you sicko
I used to do that kind of stuff a lot too...

dead funny eh!
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 17:27, closed)

It passed the hours i suppose

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 18:00, closed)