Facebook Lynch Mob
A few years back I wrote to facebook, because I kept getting friend requests from some dodgy hooker ensnarement ring that operates in Japan. I've known about it on another site called Mixi - where it's been a big problem with thousands of fake profiles. I thought I was doing them a favour.

Facebook promptly deleted the profiles of my entire friends list - about 400 people - with no warning.

No one could log in or re-register under the same names / email addresses. Their profiles and anything in them, were wiped clean. Because of the nature of the friends I have on there (tech journos, bloggers etc), this made it into the news. Much anger ensued and people questioned why it was only Japanese they were targeting. Most swore never to use Facebook again. To this day no one knows why they were deleted, as facebook wouldn't admit their mistake. Only one person figured it out, to which I swore I had no idea what they were on about.
(terminal24, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:29, 6 replies)

My wife would go suicidal
She has over 1200 contacts on there and organizes full reunion parties for different music groups through it.

I was considering logging into our router and setting up a filter to block everything with "facebook" in the url, just to fuck her off lol
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:25, closed)

I do that on our router to stop her spending all her time and all my money on fucking eBay shite.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:38, closed)

This problem can also be solved
with a simple slap upside the head.
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:15, closed)

You should
Snap her out of her Facebook fug, fucking addicts these people...worse than crystal meth.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:13, closed)

but without the thrill of fucking your own sister

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:34, closed)

You obviously not
seen my sister.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:55, closed)