I once ran around Portsmouth
Dressed like a character from the Matrix with my partner in crime Dave, who attaches a fox tail to the back of his jeans (he likes to cause a bit of confusion).

We wander around the main pub areas, concerning bouncers and guards, who follow us down the road to make sure we aren't any trouble.

We drew satanic-esque symbols on the ground in various locations, and Dave lay in the middle of the road to provide a chalk body outline.

We then left a few happier messages on a wall and went home for some tea.
(Gorgonopsid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:26, 8 replies)

The way I see it, there are two possible options here.
1. You are telling a rather bizarre lie that does not show you in an any-way-attractive light, or
2. You and your 'wacky' mate are total helmets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:05, closed)

To be fair
It was around Haloween.
(Gorgonopsid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:08, closed)

Ey-oop, fancy meeting you here.
I just popped in here to shake this plum and see if he could explain his laugh-a-minute lifestyle, but it turns out you got here before me.


Fancy a beer?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:11, closed)

Adds backing to Monty and Cancer

*Zany*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:21, closed)

Hmmmm
Some tumbleweed has just blown through my office.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:27, closed)

Not the best thing, it's true. But I'm only new.
*grabs hold of the tumbleweek and hides*
(Gorgonopsid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:29, closed)

Well.....um....good.
Good for you.

Ahem.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:40, closed)

Huh
I go to work every day dressed like a character from the Matrix. I own one of those coats.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:53, closed)