Anything For MoneyHow low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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This might be a pea...I let someone jump kick me in the chest for £3.50.
I also pierced my foreskin for fiver.
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you mutilated your dick for a rabbit?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 17:51,
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I don't have a clue what you mean, sorry.Is it some new street slang?
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God, fuck you for not getting cultural references from the 1970's. not really fuck you, it was very poor from the good doctor.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 10:47,
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you dropped the indefinite article before "fiver"so I HILARIOUSLY interpreted it to refer not to a five pound note but instead to the character Fiver from popular children's book Watership Down.
I really am terribly witty.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 12:13,
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Ah, gotcha.That should have been 'a fiver' I blame my phone/idiocy for that.
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^This to win.(, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 0:39, closed)
How did the selfie foreskin hole go?I'm thinking manky? Right?
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It wasn't too bad.I had my ballsack pierced (professionally, if there is such a thing) before this incident so I already had something to clean it with. That anti-bacterial stuff or summat.
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Did the extra hole in your foreskindivert any of your urine in unusual directions?
And if so, as a result of such, would any of it have reached your mouth?
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 14:01,
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I wish I'd thought of that before posting.It was the other end though, long story short, I would have just pissed in my own shoes.
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