How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 31 May 2013, 23:50, 3 replies)

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Why do you ask?
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 1:57, closed)

"The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers"
by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimetres of wood per day.)
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 19:47, closed)

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( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 11:14, closed)