Earlier this evening
I was preparing a few peppers for skinning. The easiest way to do this is to blacken the skin with some kind of flame. I have a new gadget for this purpose - one of those blowtorch things. It was all going swimmingly well and I was quite pleased with myself. It ran out of lighter fluid and I refilled it, but spilled some ( a lot). At this point it might have been better to relight it somewhere other than the location where I spilled it (the sink). What followed was a sink full of flame, a burning dishcloth and the simultaneous burning of my eyebrows, eyelashes and fringe (its even further back than it was). My question is... what else can I use the blowtorch for (presuming my wife allows me to use it ever again)?
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 22:01, 9 replies)

peppers women
wife dead mother in a rocking chair
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 0:35, closed)

Creme Brulee, obviously.

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 0:37, closed)

Was going to say.
Or at least Legs Akimbo!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 1:29, closed)

Ignore 2.0 is shit. Hello!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 9:37, closed)

Browning meat before putting it in the oven, although time consuming, can be used if you're cooking steak very slowly Heston Blumenthal-style. I watched a sushi chef use it to cook only the very outside of tuna steaks before slicing it for sushimi.

Although mine mostly gets used for lighting smokes...
(Canerbry porks kittens, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 7:21, closed)

Removing the unsightly mass of
hair round your bumhole?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:39, closed)

This was suggested
But I'm not sure the fire would ever go out - bit like one of those peat fires that start or in coal mines etc...
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:24, closed)

Having read this as 'preparing a few PIGEONS for skinning,' I may need new specs.
There'd have been a most terrible smell if you'd singed some pigeons. Just saying.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:07, closed)

You put lighter fluid in a gas blowtorch? I think I see the problem there.
(Benzyl, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 21:57, closed)