I've rather enjoyed it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 10:43, 1 reply)

^This^
B3ta was never meant to be a serious site and has always been about childish behaviour. This week has been close to what made b3ta great.
( Muns, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 10:54, closed)

Oh it has, has it?
So why are two of the official cardinal rules for posting "Don't be nasty or offensive to other boarders" and "Don't be boring"?

I've got nothing against lowbrow humour from time to time, but this week's excruciatingly tedious stream of wankery just makes me despair.
( .Yeti., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:03, closed)

have you considered not visiting this website?
it might help with your impotent rage.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:10, closed)

And yet you've managed BOTH in this thread...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:19, closed)

Yes I have, but I'm not trying to entertain here.
What gets me the most is that the people who've shambled mindlessly onto this bandwagon are usually funny and interesting posters. I don't know ringofyre/s0ckpuppet in real life but he's invested a lot of energy in his b3ta persona as a tedious blowhard. So I put him in ignore, rather than run a sustained campaign of harassment and invasion of privacy.
( .Yeti., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:26, closed)

Please, keep crying, I'm nearly there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:50, closed)

I'm already whisking myself back up for a second go using the first emission as lube.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:10, closed)

haha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:31, closed)

Thank you.
I think.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:04, closed)

No one's ever accused me of making an effort.
I'm proper jelly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:17, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/attentionwhore/post2147268
( Muns, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:21, closed)

Cardinal rules?
Ahahahahahahahooofuckinghellfire.

You really are on the wrong website, pet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:11, closed)