I taught that Dr Shambolic character a lesson by gazzing him.
He replied with his characteristic nasty trolling, so I published the gaz.

Needless to say I had the last laugh there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:33, 54 replies)

Jesus Christ is this really all you do?
I mean - you wrote one, ace piece about A&E, and the rest is whining that people you don't like get cross when you make inane, sarcastic comments about how crap they are?

Bloody hell - it's almost as if you WANT to be disliked - like you're attention-starved or something.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:39, closed)

*stops the clock*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:39, closed)

Seriously - why do you bother?
I'm genuinely interested.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:41, closed)

I can't please you lot, I make sarky remarks on an irreverent humour website and get whined at, I post stories I get whined at.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:44, closed)

You don't post stories, though.
You just moan.

There's sarcasm trying to be funny, and there's constant, passive-aggressive whining.

The "I was only joking!" line doesn't wash - it's a very, very boring record.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:49, closed)

This is what bothers me.
All I have ever seen from AB is "So your story is.." replies.

If everyone else's stories are so shit, show us how it's done. Being the kid who just calls everyone else 'gay' all the time is just dull.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:51, closed)

If only there was some way of scrolling through someone's profile to check if they'd ever did this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:53, closed)

If only...

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:56, closed)

Actually, looking at your
famous list of stories, the 'titles' you give them are far from irreverent. They're definitely sarcastic, but in a vicious and cruel way. Under your guise of self appointed arbiter of good/bad posts, you take a nasty little swipe at hundreds of posters.

Passive aggressive is absolutely on the button. You can quit the innocent 'what? What did I do?' thing any time you like.

File this post under 'whiny cunt butthurt waaaa see how fucking clever I am'. would you?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:59, closed)

It's just a joke. Like on Top Gear.
Repeat until you feel self-important.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:10, closed)

cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:47, closed)

Fuck me, if anything you've got more witty
I'll write that one down and tell it to all my friends.

Oh wait, you thought I still had you on ignore, didn't you? Didn't think I'd see that? You really are a big, brave, internet warrior.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the one and only Rory Lyon!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:58, closed)

Alright emvee, it's good that we've managed to get over our initial spat and we can at least be on civil 'unignored' terms
cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, closed)

Awesome, I'm quoting that in my sig.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:44, closed)

Cool, glad to be of service
*trigger finger*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:50, closed)

At least half-term is over tomorrow
and you can go back to your carer
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:25, closed)

There You Go Rory


Get licking....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)

You Can't Please Anyone

or so your mum said....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:25, closed)

Actually
I think his mum can

Cheers :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:18, closed)

Attention-starved, Badger?
Surely not, after all he's probably a really important person in everyday life and definitely doesn't need to come on the internet to belittle others and make himself feel like an important big man.

Oh wait, maybe I'm thinking of Rory Lyon. The trolls all blend into each other after a while.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:43, closed)

Ummm
This is like the EXACT same kind of thing.

Pointless, banal, and not even a reply to the QOTW.

You bore me.

If only I could start some kind of fail archive!
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:41, closed)

I think you need to put yourself in your fail archive for this one.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:44, closed)

Shush, you're scaring the fish.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:45, closed)

The sharks are all wonky.

( Dervel OTBC, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:23, closed)

So your story is
AB is a bit of a cunt?

Tsk, tsk.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:46, closed)

There's probably a valuable lesson in there somewhere.
Which almost drags it back on topic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:56, closed)

Oh dear.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:38, closed)

I fear this has all gone terribly awry

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:42, closed)

AB is broken.
Time to parcel him off to the funny farm.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:47, closed)

I miss those halcyon days
You know, where we used to hang out and do that thing where you talk about what we did and then that time when something happened.

Hohoh yeah, really good times, man.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:48, closed)

Have I had me tea?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, closed)

Milk,
no sugar. Thanks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:57, closed)

The Germans are coming!
*dives behind sofa*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:59, closed)

Racist.
*ignores*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:16, closed)

R O R

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:54, closed)

I'm gazzing his mum ... I mean his missus ... and asking her to give him a jolly good talking to.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:49, closed)

talking seeing
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:58, closed)

seeing BUMMING
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:58, closed)

*bums*
Ah, glory days...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:01, closed)

I haven't been bummed by a Benny for years.
[sad face]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:02, closed)

/talk isn't the same
without all the cool kids barely repressed homosexuals.

[sad face with frown, animated kitten gif]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:05, closed)

I've collected most of the old cool kids and repressed homosexuals on facebook.
I may pop over there and bum a few of them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:38, closed)

I feel much better for that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:42, closed)

I don't get you lot
If somebody annoys you, that's what the ignore button is for.
( rofl harris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:51, closed)

Bloody people,
coming on here and expressing their opinions. Where will this madness end?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:56, closed)

You should put him on ignore.
Wait a minute ... wait a minute ... I have created an interweb indignation vortex ... hold on to your hats!

SSSHHHHVWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsh!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:02, closed)

The only people I want to ignore
are those who get angry at people who they should just ignore.

grrrr
( rofl harris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)

Too fucking late for that.
We're now in the land of the dinosaurs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:37, closed)

NO! IT'S GOT ME!
I feel a sudden urge to critiscise myself for a spelling mistake I made three years ago.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:44, closed)

Only queers go running to the ignore button

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:09, closed)

Bollocks
Most of us boulevard.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:30, closed)

Tedious...
...and boring.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:28, closed)

KER-POOF
The mental image this whole kerfuffle conjures is balding ex-popstars (addicted to soft drugs maybe, or fond of young boys) spitting curses, shaking like a freshly raped poodle. Maybe in a setup similar to this but with more popcorn butter.
(funktrash soul = combustion engine, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:20, closed)

I
Love this shambo. Where is your Remora fish fris?
( Trollman, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:48, closed)