did anyone have a teacher
With a more unfortunate name than Mr Blow?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:31, 28 replies)

We had a teacher called Dr Sulliman
We amusingly called him Dr Silly-Man.
( JebediahSpringfield, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:28, closed)

Miss Cox?

( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:29, closed)

Mr. Bottom
Yes that was his real name! The funny thing was he had a "I think he must have just seen his arse" type face, it was a permanent scowl, nobody ever saw him smile.
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:16, closed)

Dr Gerald Roper
that would be Dr Groper then
(gr33npeace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:10, closed)

Mr Nutter
He had a broad Yorkshire accent and seemed to be obsessed with making 'pop-up caaaaaards'.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:14, closed)

We had Mr Kerr
obviously we all called him wayne
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:45, closed)

You should have called him "Juan"
(Stiltzkin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:26, closed)

Miss Aline
Ok she wasnt real, but every time our french teacher said 'miss a line'
We would cackle and make jokes about her being his girlfriend and what subject did Miss Aline teach?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:16, closed)

Then there was Mr Dunne
He was real, Eng Lit teacher who looked bemused when he told us his wife had just given birth to a son who they wanted to name Adam and we fell about laughing.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:19, closed)

My daughter was taught by Mr G Stringer

(in the same school there was also a Mr Bullock, Miss Spittals and Mr Fricker)
(Freakmandu, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:08, closed)

Yup.
At college, Tony Tickle
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:44, closed)

I'm sure music fans will agree when i say -
But these are the breaks
Break it up, break it up, break it up!
Break down!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:30, closed)

There was a Dick Williman at ours.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:10, closed)

i win
my clungeplunger
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:38, closed)

had a wood tech teacher called Mr. Balpeen,

Also has a french teaching assistant called Miss Birdchit
(Brighton RAWK at the tone, the time will be:, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:48, closed)

Mrs Playfoot

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:02, closed)

Peter Day
He had a ring binder on the front of which was written "P Day's File"
(potato123, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:22, closed)

amusing
At the same school there was one teacher called Mr Roobottom which i thought was rather unfortunate until i had chemistry with Mrs Taylior, which wasn't that funny until i found out her first name was Jenny.
Oh how we laughed
(fase69, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)

Mr Geekie
My Graphics teacher many years back. Great name. I wonder if these teachers read b3ta?

Hello, Mr Geekie!
(Stiltzkin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:29, closed)

Win
We had Dr Ewan Kerr!
(The Liquorice Allstar I need cricket, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:50, closed)

Ha ha!
He must have seriously resented his parents for calling him Ewan though..
(Stiltzkin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:05, closed)

not strictly a teacher
but the Design & Technology workshop at my school was a genuine real life Michael "call me Mike" Hunt. His office door even said "Mike Hunt - DT Technician" on it.
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:29, closed)

mr. mann
mrs. cope(she couldn't).
mr. winterbottom.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:45, closed)

Mrs Man
would have been my tutors name at school if she hadn't kept her maiden name.
Also had a teacher called C. Hunt, didn't take long for him to become known as Mr Cunt.
We did have a teacher called Mr Small, which wasn't so bad until we found out his name was Richard after one of the tech teachers gave it away.
(FootOfTim, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 0:18, closed)

we had a richard william
known to all as dicky willy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 23:17, closed)

We had a CDT teacher called Mr Bone, and a physics teacher who spent 6 months on long term sick leave who was called Mrs Ayling.
(mhoulden, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 23:20, closed)

A biology teacher called Mr Lester...... who was very, very ginger
predictably enough, wherever he went throught the school, cries of 'CHEESE!' would echo after him. It didn't help that he was quite young, so he would still rise to it, and a twat, so he would be twattish.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:22, closed)

American
We had Mr. Richard Head in middle school. Oh, how we laughed!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 23:46, closed)