I'd like to nominate Brayndedd for ensuring that some of The Archive's finest moments don't go missing when the OP deletes them.
Cheers
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:18, 20 replies)

That'll
be 50p royalty fee then.

I've trade-marked "Cheers"...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:27, closed)

Don't forget "Fraser"
Spin-offs are very lucrative.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:32, closed)

WAHEY!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:35, closed)

Do You Know
the only thing that's worse than appearing in the Fail Archive?

Writing the Fail Archive...

So much time on you hands, so little to do...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:59, closed)

What about making a point of being upset at badger, online?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:01, closed)

Or making an online threat of violence?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:06, closed)

Err

"will polish the wall with your face if I meet you"
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:09, closed)

Haha, you clueless prick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:16, closed)

Too fucking right

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:35, closed)

Actually,
the badger is one of the few /talkers I have any respect for. I still think he's a cunt but he can, occasionally, be a FUNNY cunt.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:08, closed)

What I like best about the "fail" archive
is seeing the kind of things which make it in there.

Either Badger is a bit of a wind up merchant and in some cases quite self effacing and self mocking or is completely devoid of humour, irony and fun and incapable of spotting any kind of alternate meaning in a block of text.

It adds much more humour to the original posts, some of which are a good read to start with, to picture them being painstakingly pasted in to the archive and to wonder why.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:19, closed)

There's no subtext in QOTW answers.
They can all be taken at face value.

More to the point, Badger is hilarious.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:22, closed)

Nurse!

"Get a doctor - quick! We need to get BrayDead's tongue out of Badger's arse before it fuses...."

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:26, closed)

This is why I come to QOTW,
their literacy, cutting wit and ability to take a joke.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:28, closed)

I come here to do your mum.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38, closed)

This is why I come to QOTW,

their literacy, cutting wit and ability to take tell a joke.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:38, closed)

See, that's what I'm talking about.
Fantastic internet.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 13:43, closed)

it shows how far we've come that two grown men feel comfortable wanking each other off in public
it's put a tear in my eye
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:05, closed)

I read that as "japs-eye"
but then I have just knocked one out
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:23, closed)

On the down side he is a bit of a whiny miserable cunt.
I suppose nature must have its balance.
( Zuowan, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 1:56, closed)