Took a girl to the cinema, then got invited back to hers
to meet her boyfriend. Not really the result I was looking for.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:32, 9 replies)

How was it, did he fuck you ragged?
Not sure why I said that, I'd never say that IRL. The rudest I'd get is something like 'were you walking like John Wayne the next day?'.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:34, closed)

I reckon you missed the biggest green light ever!
(Appleseed Is getting married 24/05/2014. All invited., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:36, closed)

You say boyfriend but was it her dad?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:41, closed)

Something similar
I was walking home from a friends house on a saturday morning at about 2AM. A car pulls up next to me, and an absolutely gorgeous girl steps out. "Excuse me," she said timidly. "Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure," I replied, refraining to point out that she already had. She continued. "Do you mind if I give you head?"
Huh?
I was about to ask what the catch was, but then glanced inside the car. There was a big scary looking man in the driver's seat. He didn't look happy. I jumped to conclusions, politely declined, and carried on walking.
And I've been kicking myself ever since.
(searlichek, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:47, closed)

2AM on saturday morning, are you sure she was gorgeous?
Cos at that time it's likely it wouldn't so much have been beer goggles as a beer welding mask.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:56, closed)

I like "beer welding mask"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:13, closed)

Yeah. I was going through a sober phase.
If I'd been pissed I'd have said hell yeah!
And possibly been bum-raped by the boyfriend at some point.
(searlichek, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:33, closed)

Ah yes.
I've been randomly offered head in the street as well, from a ropey crack whore in Aldgate. Just as unappealing even if not for the same reasons.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:36, closed)

I got asked "want any business?"
but the scabbiest, smelliest, ugliest vile crack whore that I wasn't entirely sure it was human.

I felt dirty just looking at her never mind 'business time'
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:06, closed)