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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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Slowly going down on her, only to discover a lump of dripping green mucus about the size of the lid of a Zippo lighter was something of a surprise, certainly.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:40, 11 replies)
Luckily I'd just read the swapping vomit story, so this sounds like a result now.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:43, closed)
:(
Are you sure you didn't sneeze on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:51, closed)
My nose is big, but it ain't that big.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:55, closed)
What did it taste like?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:52, closed)
Squidgy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:53, closed)
all the best ones do,

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:59, closed)
Some dogs get a build up around the anus

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:37, closed)
boik

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:45, closed)
I had exactly the same experience
once. She asked what was up and i didnt have the heart to tell her that Danny Fishcharge had paid a visit. Thank god for condoms
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:46, closed)
Courage in the face of adversity.
Well done, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:02, closed)
didn't go down on her
made my excuses
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:01, closed)

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