Rooting
I was going out with two chicks and they both came to the same party. Luckily one had had too much to drink and passed out in a bedroom. So I rooted the other woman on the bed (with the other chick passed out on the floor below).
( hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 3:24, 20 replies)

And this was a bad date because?
Oh I see, bad date for them
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 5:52, closed)

This really happened

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 6:46, closed)

Deffo. 100% not a made-up story from an eternal virgin.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:11, closed)

Oh man, totally not a massive prick.
b3ta.com/questions/firstrudething/post1317077
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:26, closed)

That quite amused me, actually...

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:37, closed)

He was 7 when he did that
I'm 33, and if I found a scrunched-up jazz mag in a hedge I'd totally plaster it over every car I could find.

After I'd knocked one off, obvs.
(Eukanuba, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:33, closed)

Goodonya!
Nearly a twofer.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 7:38, closed)

that is good system administration

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:26, closed)

Virgin.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:10, closed)

Oh man.
b3ta.com/questions/shame/post44110
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:27, closed)

Kind of you to clean out her drains.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:16, closed)

Basically, you're boasting about being a rapist here aren't you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:23, closed)

For a bloke married to someone
who's been thru that experience.
You seem to have a really unnatural and inappropriate obsession with rape.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:25, closed)

He's obsessed with noncing, too

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38, closed)

Rooted?
So now you can run any version of Android on her you like?
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:36, closed)

*likes*

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:48, closed)

^Hahahaha

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:08, closed)

I too have had full sexual intercourse

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:20, closed)

WHEN WILL THE LIES END?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:36, closed)

'too'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:29, closed)