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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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And I would've got away with it, too,
if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:48, 15 replies)
what is it with the kid fiddling on qotw this week?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:10, closed)
Don't say you haven't tried it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, closed)
There once was a Gary named Puckett

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:42, closed)
Had a arsehole the size of Nantucket?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:44, closed)
And at half past four.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:04, closed)
When he shot down a whore

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:07, closed)
He showed her his wang and said 'suck it'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:17, closed)
if she's been fatally wounded by the bullet then he can't show her anything
although the story isn't clear as to whether the gun shot is fatal, i am still uncomfortable with this as a closing line
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:19, closed)

shot flagged
solved.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:22, closed)
this works but i think it impacts the narrative which now seems a bit lacklustre

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:26, closed)
He collected her clunge in a bucket.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:17, closed)
this wins

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:18, closed)
and replaced her head with a bucket

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:17, closed)

k fl
(McChinaman banned, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:53, closed)
Alright Mr Gadd.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:06, closed)

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