
Been to see some talentless gits on stage recently? Had your enjoyment spoiled by a twat with an iPad filming the whole thing? Been bottled off? Tell us all
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:00)
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I got dragged along to an album launch by this awful bunch of Brummie pricks called The Yurtsmiths at some dump called 'Twang Club' in Coventry. Christ they were shit.
The lead 'singer' (if you could call it that - atonal groaning, really) was a right knob, handing round 'veggie samosas' before the show and lighting joss sticks etc. Fucking wanker. He even had the gall to trot out his two downsy kids (who were called something like Sunshine and Youssou or some bollocks).
Then there was the so-called music. It sounded like an elephant having an eppy fit in a music shop. Total gash - I'd rather listen to a mongol choir. To be honest, if me and the guys weren't spliffed out on some serious bifters of doobage, the whole night would have been one of the worst in my entire life.
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:06, 12 replies)

a chorus that would sing one rendition of Abide with me on horseback before killing all the men present raping all the women and integrating the survivors into their tribe
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:12, closed)

Made a shitload on the door by selling garden trimmings to the student wankers as 'massive doobage'.
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:22, closed)

Was going to result in that, I'd have bought myself a Kit-Kat instead.
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 15:42, closed)

I could listen to one of those all day youtu.be/RxK4pQgVvfg (OK, they're Tuvan, but the style is almost identical)
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 16:56, closed)

One of their lyrics went 'hey nonny no, hey nonny no, I'm the hardest man on the island-o'
I ent even lying bruv.
( , Thu 25 Jul 2013, 17:13, closed)
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