I don't have one about myself
But you know when you're cooking a chilli or curry and using fairly hot peppers? That horrible moment when you realise you've not washed your hands enough to get the chilli out and you've just rubbed your eye?

Yeah, that's a whole lot worse when you're rubbing something else, apparently.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:50, 8 replies)

I was wondering...
When this one would crop up. Didn't take too long at all.
(Kakistos, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:06, closed)

Eh, True
Mind you, the amount of times I've accidentaly rubbed chilli in my eye it can't be that uncommon an occurance
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:38, closed)

Not as painful as treading on a plug.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:26, closed)

or a lego brick

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:30, closed)

There are few things worse than treading on a plug
Depending on the heat of the chillis though, this might be one of them....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:39, closed)

I learned this the hard way (no pun intended)
I used to grow and dry chili peppers. One lovely summmer day I was cutting a LOT of very hot chilis and I realized I need to piss.

It really does hurt, a lot, a lot more than stepping on a lego, and it deosn't just wash right off, yee ha.

I used sugical gloves when cutting pepers after that.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:22, closed)

I picked my nose after cutting chilli etc
It fucking stung


For hours
( zulu eh?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:41, closed)

I worked in a kitchen for a while
...and blokes often came back in from the toilets, red-faced and quiet. We women would exchange a glance across the work benches. 'Chilli willy?'
'Yeah,' would come the grunted reply.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:54, closed)