A good fingering
"Roll over onto your side" he commanded forcefully and I knew there was no disobeying him. The other woman watched with large eyes from across the room. I breathed in deeply as his large manly finger slid up my back passage with force, liberally applying lubricant to my clenched chocolate starfish. Only seconds later there was an urgent thrust as his large cylinder entered my straining ringpiece and it seemed like an age, years, eons passed, stars were born and died and were reborn before it was all over and he gently removed it. He left me breathing hard on the bed with lubricant gently seeping out over my bumcheeks.

"Ok, get dressed, clean yourself up and we'll discuss your blood test results and treatment options," said my doctor as I nearly fell off the narrow bed with my jeans tangled around my ankles and the nurse acting as a chaperone politely excused herself. "Yes, there was a lot of inflammation and blood, likely to be an infection or colitis, take 2 of these 3 times a day and come back in a week." I limped uncomfortably out of the surgery and back to my flat for a much needed shower.

How many wanks did I just ruin? :p
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:37, 7 replies)

I felt a disturbance in the Force
As if a million cocks all went limp as one.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:41, closed)

Quite possibly...
I said the wrong thing to my ex; when in March of last year I explained that the only sex I had had that year was with a 50 year old male doctor with a finger up my arse.

Luckily she was a jealous bint so I dumped her, the doc never returned my calls.

Damn piles.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:43, closed)

That just enhnanced mine

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 19:50, closed)

I just spuffed everywhere

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:27, closed)

Click
FTW
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:09, closed)

As a doctor I prefer to use my penis when diagnosing colitis. I find it leaves both my hands free for a proper reach-around.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:50, closed)

I've been there too
There may be one or two stories of my colitic misadventures in here.

Anyway, once I was getting a sigmoidoscopy (which goes up around a couple corners and I'd been worried about the sedative, having had one or two bad experiences with drugs recently. I told him I was a bit concerned, then the drugs hit within five seconds and I was having a good time. I remember in my drugged haze, making all sorts of jokes about how he should have bought me dinner first and the like. Haven't been back there in many many years.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:55, closed)