Different girls entirely.
Chastity Belt was nearly a decade ago.

Falstaffette actually comes from a Catholic background too, but she has absolutely no sexual hangups. She basically started our relationship with 'Hey. I just fucked that guy. Can I fuck you now?'

Self-esteem, now, that's another matter.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:52, 1 reply)

Sounds like a keeper.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:53, closed)

I'm simplifying quite a lot. She's a really sweet girl
once you get used to the idea that she thinks 'fidelity' is something you do while sober.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:00, closed)

What you're trying to tell us is that she's a slag
That said you're not exactly catch of the day yourself.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:29, closed)

I'm actually really glad you changed your name back
I found the last one kind of offensive.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:41, closed)

I have a suspicion
that Rory Lion is actually a nice, intelligent friendly bloke, and has a separate login for these posts.

Nobody can really be like this. Not all the time, surely?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:14, closed)

I'm only just starting to understand he has a beautifully understated wit
That he wraps in brutal, childish name-calling.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 14:18, closed)

I'm ninety-eleven percent positive
that he isn't quite like this in real life, so I guess that counts?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 16:42, closed)

Rory Lion
you sir are a cunt
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:13, closed)