Toothpaste makes a terrible lubricant
That is all
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:43, 16 replies)

E45 cream, however, does wonders.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:45, closed)

Leaves it with that
minty fresh feeling for up to 24 hours though.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:11, closed)

Ahem!
www.b3ta.com/questions/unexpectednudity/post433833
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:57, closed)

If only I'd read that when I was 13
:(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:18, closed)

That my dear....
... is because it's essentially a polishing paste with small gritty bits in it. We use it for polishing plastics to a shine sometimes....

blimey... must have chafed... at least it was a minty "kissing it better" experience :)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:30, closed)

If you experiment, by gently coating your member with toothpaste, you will find that it is not the abrasive properties which cause issue.
But the minty fresh feeling getting into all the wrong places.
(speedevil, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:00, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:45, closed)

But
at least it will prevent caries on your naughty bits.
(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:08, closed)

...
You're talking to someone who's done everything that can be done with ginger and whiskey. Mintiness is not an issue. :D
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:21, closed)

Even though Vick's looks like petroleum jelly, it is NOT!!!

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:49, closed)

it's not good
for making adam ant stripes across your nose, either
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:11, closed)

It's also acidic.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:33, closed)

By which you mean...
the opposite of acidic.
(snopesthetruth, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:33, closed)

Of course.
I blame a long day at work for my retardation here.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 18:59, closed)

Also, fluoride is poisonous
It's true.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:50, closed)

Makes your ring real hot too
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, closed)