Does anyone do this (blokes)? Lie on your back, legs apart a bit, grab your scrotum and testicles and draw them upwards and toward your belly button, then sort of throw them forward so they smack into your bum. Makes a cool noise.

Just wondering is all...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:50, 10 replies)

No.
No - that's just you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:58, closed)

Only on the bus.
Driving is boring, sometimes.
(speedevil, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:01, closed)

No.
And categorically so.
( rofl harris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:32, closed)

bloody hell no
But I'm going to try it out.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:12, closed)

what she said^

(mersault, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:43, closed)

I imagine
It's better when you've just got out of a warm bath.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:45, closed)

No
but I do the opposite motion with hardons so they thump into my stomach. It's endlessly amusing.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:06, closed)

So let me just clarify this...
You enjoy the feeling of having a ballbag slapping against your bum?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:16, closed)

Isn't that how everyone wanks?

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:28, closed)

When the day is long,
and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries and everybody wanks sometimes...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:01, closed)