Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... myself.
I'm sort of a colleague, aren't I? I mean, you see me most days on here...

So why am I a bastard? Well, for starters, while most of you have been huddling in England in the lovely drizzle, I've spent the past few days in the Florida Keys. Here's a picture I shot this morning as I sat outside with my coffee:



When I called my friend Richard and told him that I was wearing shorts and drinking coffee on the sand, he called me a rat bastard.

But worse is to come...

Yesterday when we got back from exploring a beach to the south of our resort, we thought we might check out the pool. Well, January here is still a bit cool, so we concluded that the water was still a bit too chilly for our tastes. Apparently the rest of the adults there felt the same way, as there were only children splashing around in the pool. I suddenly thought of the phrase "dropping the kids off at the pool" and giggled for a moment, then shared that observation with the Lunatic Artist, who chuckled.

Then I noticed the poolside bar:



And then I noticed that all of the kids in the pool were either black or Latino. So here were a bunch of small dark brown shapes bobbing around beneath that sign...

Exit (hastily) one madly giggling Loon and one rather appalled Artist.

Yes, I accept that I'm going to hell- but I'll have lots of company, as I can hear you lot giggling too!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:41, 16 replies)

Bah!
Have a (slightly grudging) *click*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:46, closed)

hehe
Made me giggle quietly to myself for quite a while!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:48, closed)

You may be in Florida!
But we have Jelly babies.

And various silly named beers.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:49, closed)

Swine...
I love the Keys. *Sigh*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:53, closed)

I clicked for the lovely photograph
But I certainly DON'T like your post!

It's not bloody fair! How dare you be in Florida Keys!

Grrrrr.


have a lovely time
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:54, closed)

I'll put up some other good photos later...
...but for now, have this:


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:56, closed)

*clicks*
First of all, you're a bastard for being there when I'm sat in a grey industrial estate in London. That so very nearly denied you a click.

However, the daring non PCness did it for me.

Floaters.... *snigger*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:56, closed)

Good one!
*click*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:06, closed)

Your behaviour is despicable...

So I'm only clicking 'I lIke this' because it's exactly the kind of thing I would do.

*Looks out of window at shite, foggy, dreary Birmingham*

*Sighs gently*

*Giggles at 'floaters' gag*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:43, closed)

@pooflake
Manchester's quite sunny... ish.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:52, closed)

*click*
Why grandmother, what big antlers you've got!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:00, closed)

Bah
It's rather dull and depressing (nothing new there then) in Solihull today.

Have a click for the floaters though. :)
(Prawn, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:54, closed)

Well...............
Y'know, for a nice bloke you can be a right bastard sometimes!


"Click"
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 16:11, closed)

*clicky*
...for your rather fab first pic of the silhouetted palms. I likes.

Re: 'Floaters'. Aside your joke about the brown children (*snigger*), that's really a quite un0apetising name to associate with tasty beverages. Maybe you should have a word...
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 16:59, closed)

Well...
Macclesfield is shite as ever!

Grr.....*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:26, closed)

Well...
Macclesfield is as shite as ever!

Grr.....*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:26, closed)