school
some of the more "interesting" staff include:

Mr. D: made redundant after throwing several year 7's mobiles from the 1st floor.

Mr. McK: known as smoky joe, opening his office door saw you engulfed in a cloud of pipe smoke. called an entire year 9 class nobheads.

Mr. L: claimed to have a geography degree. Only taught year 7 classes, and even then out of a textbook.

Mr. T: the obligatory P.E. teaching paedo, spending suspisious amounts of time talking to us in the chaning rooms

Dr. H: even in the middle-class snobbery of the school was labelled a cosh punt by all, fequently calling his GCSE class(top set) they were all boneheads who wouldn't have got into the school 10 years ago.

Mr. E: with the lovely orange skin/pink shirt combo was a bit of a nob, his penchant for discipline by picking children up by the sideburns was, unpopular. Also suffered form a huge inferiority complex, patronising the smaller pupils and having normal conversation with any who were taller than him

Rev. K: Looked like Spok, acted wierder. definition of the scary priest who you wouldn't trust with your child. left twice to go on a pilgramage to Israel...as you do

Mr. W: had a mouth that looked like a vagina

1st post on board...
(FairlieSittingbull, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 19:34, 6 replies)

What about your English teacher?

(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 22:45, closed)

Surely not
A school in Lincolnshire? If not, there's too many coincidences in there for my brain.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 2:06, closed)

Smoky Joe
was probably right. I'll bet the year 9s were nobheads.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 3:32, closed)

^this^
Moreover, I admire anyone who throws mobiles out of a window.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, closed)

Aha!
you went to wilsons, didn't you?
(reknaw, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 11:27, closed)

I bet they were knobheads
and also, I bet the "top set" wouldn't have got into the school 10 years before

as we all know, people are getting stupider and exams are getting easier.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 15:43, closed)