Ball Deep
I was caught caught ball deep in the then girlfriend by my mum looking for dirty washing. She let out a scream as she entered the room to find my little white bum bobbing up and down.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:46, 5 replies)

Could have been worse...
...at least your girlfriend didn't catch you balls deep in your mum.
Anyway, did your mum leave a cup of tea on your bedside table?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:07, closed)

Didn't do the mum just the sister but that was a couple of years later.

My old dear just and left the cup of tea until we sat round the table and had a talk, "not under her roof" she said it was rather cringe worthy.

Worst thing was I couldn't even finish her off.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:19, closed)

I read this as "I HAD SEX WITH A GIRL"

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:02, closed)

What do you expect with this QOTW
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:50, closed)

Lies!

( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:35, closed)