Porno flip
About 15 years ago, some friends of mine lived in a big, shared house. One of the blokes (we’ll call him Dave) had a girlfriend who would come round every evening, and, no matter how well he was doing at Mario Kart, they would immediately go upstairs and make the beast with two backs. We knew this because she squeaked when being rodgered – not moan, not pant, squeak – she sounded like a wheel that needed oiling.

So one evening, she’d popped round and they’d popped upstairs and he’d popped in. We were trying not to hear the barrage of squeaks coming from upstairs when there was suddenly a sound not unlike a coconut being smashed into a wall, followed by a loud, female scream of pain.

Thinking the squeaking had started to annoy him as much as it annoyed us and he’d done her in, we all, quick as a flash, did nothing. After a few minutes, his now crying girlfriend ran down the stairs and out the front door, with him following saying stuff like “I’m sorry, it wasn’t meant to go like that”. She left, he didn’t.

When he wandered into the lounge, looking glum, I voiced all our thoughts and asked him “what the fuck happened then?”
He replied “well, we were shagging. She was on top, like, then I tried to do a prono flip and she hit her head on a wall”
“A what?” said I
“A wall” he said
“No, not that bit” I said “the porno flip thing. What’s a porno flip?”
He just looked embarrassed and said “Y’know: a porno flip. A porno flip!” and gyrated his hips in a fairly disturbing manner. He then said “she put a fucking hole in the wall and everything”

We legged it upstairs and, sure enough, he’d knocked a hole in the plaster with her head by doing a porno flip. Y’know: a porno flip.

What the fuck is a porno flip?
(ScousersPet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, 8 replies)

If you find out, please share.
flipping porno.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, closed)

Hmm
presume it's that move which if you've ever drunkenly tried it, always fails, and leaves you in an uncomfortable position half falling off the bed, with flailing limbs..

Missionary position with bloke on top, her legs over your shoulders.. you then roll/lean back and pull the girl upwards and on top in one smooth movement, so that you end up with her riding you cowgirl..
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, closed)

some body has spent far to long watch porn

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:51, closed)

haha
think I first saw it on Eurotrash!
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, closed)

I can't visulise
how you would do this without dislocating both hips.

Clearly I need to watch more porn.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:05, closed)

yep
you kinda tuck your legs like a backward roll. Either way it virtually always ends in disaster!
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, closed)

Oh, I see how it happens now.
Incorrectly done it would catapult the young lady over yourself and out the window.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:56, closed)

There's a reason porn stars get paid a lot of money.
They're professionals.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:35, closed)