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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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Am I alone in thinking
That, for a male type thing, a cherry isn't popped until the process reaches its sticky conclusion. This is the second story I've read where that point hasn't been achieved and, perhaps it's just semantics (lol), feels unresolved. Does ejaculation need to occur. Don't want to take anything away from your story or experience. If we argue it does, then when does the cherry actually pop for a female type thing?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:17, 4 replies)
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would be the popping of the cherry I say
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:47, closed)
Nobody above the age of fourteen gives even half a fuck.

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:52, closed)
Half a fuck
Would half a fuck count as losing ones cherry?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, closed)
I see what you did there.

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:07, closed)
I reckon
If you were a lad in that situation -- wetted your wick but didn't pop -- then you'd claim that you'd "done it" but deep down would worry that it "didn't count".

Thinking back, I know I was going to spaff whatever the hell happened - the house could have collapsed around us, the Last Trump could have sounded, the entire Songs Of Praise crew could have turned up wanting to film in the room, nothing would have stopped me pounding away until the deed was complete.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:09, closed)
moon monkey is leading.

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:11, closed)

...the three-legged race at the leper colony?
...you by the dog collar?
...the grate?
...a horse to water?
...the last stage of the Tour de France?
...a blameless life?

What are you saying here?
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, closed)
I think the pronounciation may be awry
You should be leaning more in the direction of

...stained glass windows
...old pipework
...church roofs

etc.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:00, closed)
cf. "The Grate"

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:05, closed)
...Or until she woke up...

(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:09, closed)
I hate to admit it but
Moon Monkey is right. I technically did lose my virginity, but as I didn't see it through to the bitter end, I was always slightly disappointed.

STILL LOST IT, YO!
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:32, closed)
Well I conceed to the consensus.
I had no concerns about the finish my first time, start and end were virtually indistinguishable.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:18, closed)
"when does the cherry actually pop for a female type thing?"
Popping the cherry is just a euphemism for breaking the hymen, isn't it? As the hymen can be broken without the aid of a penis, it's all rather meaningless (unless you're a druid, or some other type of religious nut).

Boys have no cherry to pop, so I'd say that putting your penis into someone else will count as having done it. Likewise for a woman, you'll not have done it until someone puts their willy up you.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:44, closed)
So how do lesbians pop theirs, then?
Let's all think about that for a while...
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:48, closed)
Dildos, fingers, tampon applicators,
or my enormous penis.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:59, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbINYprB3K8
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:06, closed)
Well Holly,
It was the best story I had for the QoTW. Technically I didn't blow my load, but surely it doesn't matter that the moment was concluded with a sticky full stop? I suppose that would be the "disaster" element.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 20:35, closed)

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