Broken Arrow!!!
1st post....

A friend of mine managed to be interrupted mid wank by his mum....never great.....however this had the added horror of him fracturing his cock by rolling over onto his bed too quickly to avoid letting her see him...apparently he had to be taken to hospital by her and she sat with him the whole way through the examination...

He says that its is the worst experience of his life...I think it probably ranks pretty high.
(Wobblegut, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:33, 20 replies)

Did she at least
bring him a nice cup of tea?
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:39, closed)

Funnily enough....
i believe that she had made him a cup of tea and brought him some biccys.....hence entering his bedroom
(Wobblegut, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:44, closed)

Are you sure you don't want to reconsider this?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:48, closed)

If all this is true, it will restore my faith in humanity.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:51, closed)

If it turns out to be a lie then I'm going to kill everyone.
EVERYONE
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:07, closed)

----l

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:09, closed)

Is this a true tea/mum/wank story,
or is AB going to turn up and debunk it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:47, closed)

i made my self a cup of and took it
to my room and found my mum there wanking me off already She wasnt embarrassed and as i walKed in to the room she looked up And saw me coming Through she dropped the biscuits i was carrying and rolled over to hide my member but she broke it and had to go to hospital with me
etc
etc
etc
insert joke about spelling here
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:50, closed)

seriously NSFW
click the link at your own peril if it makes you boke tell us if it makes you go mmmmm keep away from me

www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img.medscape.com/pi/emed/ckb/urology/435575-456305-5394tn.jpg&imgrefurl=http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/456305-overview&usg=__Un8yzcqzTpG03wOnqLPx-73kTEk=&h=150&w=200&sz=10&hl=en&start=2&sig2=PvoIdPzZh2C9dlZMATCBsw&zoom=1&itbs=1&tbnid=aC3KasNwaAUIMM:&tbnh=78&tbnw=104&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dpenile%2Bfracture%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&ei=QlYMTpuEJ4Wr8APEhYitDg
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:57, closed)

This is completely true...
no urban myth bullshit.....my friend had to go through some serious pain and embarrassment...tbh it took a while to get the story out of him....but we did!!!
(Wobblegut, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:14, closed)

Awww man.
I was looking forward to getting all Tetsuo Bodyhammer and destroying the whole of civilisation.

You spoilsport.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:54, closed)

sorry....to dissapoint :-)
next time i'll plagiaries an urban myth so you can do a bit of civilisation destruction - promise...have you heard the one about skat ;-)
(Wobblegut, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:41, closed)

Very considerate.
Thank you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:57, closed)

worst thing I have EVER seen!

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:00, closed)

[something uncomplimentary about your mother]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:56, closed)

I daren't look

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:44, closed)

A friend broke his neck playing rugby many years ago. 2 years on recovery ward in hospital. thought he would never walk again. He had a sexy nurse though and when all the family were round he took a boner in front of said nurse. The dad cried with joy. fucked up shit.
(Peno Lives In a Coal Bunker, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:19, closed)

Can a cock be fractured?
/ac
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:36, closed)

yes...
basically you burst the blood vessels in it when its erect...not good
(Wobblegut, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:38, closed)

No...
but it can be ruptured I believe.

Fucked if I am googling it from work to back this up though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:45, closed)