Tongue
A few years ago, I was dating your typical Californian stereotype - long blond hair, surfer, used the word 'dude' quite often, although overall he was pretty smart.

He offered to cook me a traditional English dish one night, so I said sure. He went on Google, painstaikingly picked out the ingredients and drove 15 miles to the only British butcher around.

He presented me with some slop I can only describe as 'not English' - boiled cow tongue in boiled cabbage.

I broke up with him a week later.
(nolongernuts, Thu 26 May 2011, 23:22, 14 replies)

I'm surpised he didn't make you roast cat.
Stuffed with pennies.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 23:25, closed)

That's so 2 years ago, Al.

(nolongernuts, Thu 26 May 2011, 23:42, closed)

Like your mum dying?
Actually that's more like 3 by now I guess.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 23:49, closed)

Ouch.
That was a tad harsh, even for you al.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 23:52, closed)

Nah, this is harsh:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1091523

Fortunately he found it funny.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 23:54, closed)

I'm literally speechless...
Because I'm communicating by type and not the spoken word.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 23:56, closed)

Yep, 3 years ago.
And it doesn't get any easier. Happy now?
(nolongernuts, Fri 27 May 2011, 0:13, closed)

Try twenty :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 May 2011, 0:33, closed)

It does get easier though, innit. It's horrific at first, and it ends up a fact of life.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:45, closed)

Yes. But you're a functioning adult with at least a token amount of emotional maturity.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:16, closed)

ni is
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 May 2011, 23:51, closed)

You're not the original Police Dog!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 23:53, closed)

You're
Being an asshole Al
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:25, closed)

Who are you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 13:54, closed)