"Vegetarians", seriously:
Grow up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:26, 50 replies)

That's a trifle rich coming from a religionist.
Mmmm. Trifle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:29, closed)

Who's a religionist?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:31, closed)

You.
I realise your mental illness allows you to sail through the cognitive dissonance that most people would experience, but I didn't realise it affected your short term memory.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:40, closed)

I'm not a religionist.
I've never claimed to be a religionist, although will own that I was baptised a prod and done got edumacated at Catlick school.

But I never bought into it at any point.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:49, closed)

You're going straight to hell.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:50, closed)

I bet you say that to all the boys.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:09, closed)

Are you calling me a slag?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, closed)

You know you love it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:38, closed)

Hahahaha well put sir.

(TheColonel, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:30, closed)

For ethical ones or those who don't like meat that much?

( Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:57, closed)

All of them.
No one "doesn't like meat that much" unless they're freaks, in which case they need to be shot.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:10, closed)

its the circle of life...

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, closed)

Errr
I don't like meat that much and I'm perfectly normal. In fact you know what I really love sprouts. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
(Bababoon, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:03, closed)

Smoking sprouts has to be perhaps the most wrong pursuit of which I have ever heard.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:18, closed)

No you don't.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 27 May 2011, 19:31, closed)

After attempting veganism
I can truly say that I admire people who can stick with it. It takes a hell of a strength of mind to not eat lipids or meat. They are tougher people than you can imagine.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:59, closed)

They're really not
they're poorly supplied with essential vitamins and minerals, and, more to the point, they're fucking stupid for doing it in the first place.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:06, closed)

The idiots who do it out of high-minded liberal wussiness, sure
that doesn't mean that the ones who do it intelligently out of environmental concern are. Most of the things you mentioned that would be missed can be replaced with pulses, especially soya, or yeast products.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:36, closed)

Feh, I gave up meat for ages when I went out with a veggie
It was far easier than giving up fags or booze, to pick two examples at random
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:07, closed)

The only reason people do it is so that they can whine sanctimoniously about people who eat meat.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, closed)

I'm not sure we should take lessons in sanctimony from somebody who has sex with choirboys.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, closed)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:38, closed)

It's a bad thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, closed)

Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:00, closed)

Funny
Cos I didn't
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:36, closed)

I'm agnostic about vegetariansim
Surely the correct thing to do is keep an open mind - after all their point of view is just as valid as yours.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, closed)

No it's not.
It's really not.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:51, closed)

Their opinion about what they should eat isn't as valid as your opinion about what they should eat?
Are you on crack?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:52, closed)

Yes.
You will find, in time, that I am right about everything, and that you're generally wrong, unless you're agreeing with me.

Get used to it - it's how the universe works.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:55, closed)

That's sweet.
But you don't really have what it takes to carry off the uber-arrogance schtick. No offence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:05, closed)

Nothing to do with arrogance, lad.
Just stating facts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:11, closed)

See what I mean?
Well no ... you probably don't.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:17, closed)

Pffft.
Willy-waving lols
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:29, closed)

Wave?
Real men swing. Winkle dick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:14, closed)

You're just hating on veggies because it's the trendy thing to do

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:08, closed)

And because they're bastards.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:12, closed)

All of them? Really?
You can say with 100% certainty that every vegetarian is a bastard?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:22, closed)

Yes I can.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:28, closed)

You're just saying that because you were wronged by a vegetarian once
and you're applying your bad experience to all of them

it's really quite narrow-minded
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:47, closed)

Yes yes yes I heard you the first time.
Now get me a pint in, there's a good fellow.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 17:18, closed)

I'm guessing this will be continued tomorrow then
mine's a lager :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 20:51, closed)

Me mum ain't
Her parents were definitely married
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:39, closed)

Trolling was last week, Vagabond ;-).
I see your point, though. I went out with a veggie for three years and the dullness of her diet never ceased to amaze me. She never had a problem with me eating meat, to her credit; the worst are those small ads from people looking for a new flatmate that say "We are vegetarians so you're not even allowed to keep meat in the fridge, and if we catch you nibbling at your stash of bacon hidden in your sock under the bed there'll be hell to pay."

If you practise a religion that forbids you from eating certain types of meat, that's your own affair. Not eating meat for ethical considerations though has to rank as pretty dense, for two reasons: a) you can perfectly well eat meat from animals who've enjoyed a reasonable quality of life, and the fact that they've been killed to provide you with food is not proof of cruelty in and of itself; and b) how many other omnivorous animals show that kind of compassion to their potential prey? Do bears decide not to eat salmon because it looks at them imploringly, or because it's cute? Do badgers refrain from eating small animals because the manner of their death might be painful? You don't see that many bears or badgers with falling hair, no energy and pallid skin from vitamin deficiencies.

Ooh...I fancy a cheeseburger now.
( .Yeti., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:51, closed)

^^^^^ This.
( AWPS, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:49, closed)

Wooly-headed liberal veggies are twats
Those who avoid it due to the vast waste of energy that it causes aren't
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 May 2011, 21:40, closed)

What about vegetarians...
...who have dogs?

Do you get a vegetarian version of Pedigree Chum?
( AWPS, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:50, closed)

Dog-owners are invariably cunts anyway
who gives a fuck what they do?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:53, closed)

It's called Pedigree Chump.

( .Yeti., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:59, closed)

and the punchline is that it's not even vegetarian, but they mark it up like it is anyway, then go home and laugh
into their socks.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 27 May 2011, 19:06, closed)

Assuming this is meant as an answer to the qotw
I'm guessing you don't like to eat underage vegetarians.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:38, closed)