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Wehttamman asks: My dad and I once built a go-kart from chipboard, pram wheels and an engine from a lawn mower. It didn't work... so tell us about your favourite things you've made, and whether they were a triumph or complete failure.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 12:00)
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I saw someone trying to make an effort at trolling on here and failing.
So he deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 21:48, 47 replies)
Are you sure he didn't whinge 2.0 you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:20, closed)
nah, it's definitely not there anymore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:27, closed)
And it may not have been him that deleted it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:45, closed)
What was it about?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:55, closed)
Some shit-stirring that wasn't even remotely on topic.
No great loss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:57, closed)
Oh well.
How about that local sports team?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:59, closed)
I hope they score more points than their rivals, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:41, closed)
Their problem is they try and walk it in

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 10:21, closed)
He (bizarrely) started out by saying it was a good topic this week
And then spoiled it by saying none of the usual bullies had ruined it yet, and that he was 'just fishing' to see what the bullies had changed their names to so that they could get past the pesky mods.

It went downhill from there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:59, closed)
Oh yeah, that.
Thanks for answering, all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 23:00, closed)
I think he's trying to fill the enormously self-important and completely misguided shoes which Legless left after his flounce..

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 23:03, closed)
Legless has flounced?
Awww man. I was sure it'd be that other humourless yank cunt who flounced first.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:45, closed)
Oh man, I loved the whole 'sockpuppets to get around being stepped for being BULLIES' thing.
He doesn't know that you can just change your username any time you fancy it.

What a dufus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:28, closed)
Imagine that.
Shame there's already a 'Man deletes post' entry in the 'ANECDOTE KINGS' category of the Archive, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:44, closed)
So, your story is that /talk being MEAN made would-be-adulterer rofy FLOUNCE?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:45, closed)
But Stuj
It's not just /talk who are mean to Ringofyre; it's right-thinking people everywhere.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 22:55, closed)
Now, I can't believe that. I mean, according to his okcupid profile, he's LOVELY.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 23:03, closed)
Ah yeah but he wasn't trolling he was just fishing you see so the joke's on us that everyone now considers him the troll instead no wait he's just a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 23:16, closed)
Was he pulling our pigtails because he fancies us or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 23:20, closed)
The Legless gambit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 23:21, closed)
Oh, I dunno.
Looking at the way it was pounced upon, and the fact that you felt the need to put this up, I'd say he succeeded pretty thoroughly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 5:42, closed)
You know the point of trolling is to make the other person look stupid, right?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 8:12, closed)
Yup.

(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 8:17, closed)
So if absolutely everyone starts laughing at him for being a fool then he's not really succeeded in trolling anyone, has he?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:47, closed)
Unless he was trying to troll himself.
Which would be a bit schizophrenic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:52, closed)
no
The point of trolling is to provoke an emotional response.
(Figmaus, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 8:24, closed)
No.
The point of trolling is to get Rob sent to jail.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Oct 2012, 8:44, closed)
No.
The point of trolling is to get kids to kill themselves.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:35, closed)
Don't be silly.
How's Rob going to be able to finger them THEN?
EDIT You SNEAKY ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:37, closed)
What's all this about rob fingering kids?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:15, closed)
Trolling can be funny, effective and subtle.
Fabulous example right here: www.b3ta.com/questions/conversationkillers/post1208033

That dull, subnormal, tragically unfunny berk is just a fucking pillock that everyone wants to throw rocks at.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:47, closed)
Cool story, bro

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:37, closed)
LOL EmVee you massive fucking spastic
you robo-grot Finsbury Park bedsit sk8r wanker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:36, closed)
What original and witty banter

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:36, closed)
Wait, so now you're flinging shit at yourself?
Monty was right, you need help fo sho. Plus, everybody knows that the best Transformers are Decepticons and the best Decepticon was Apeface.

You fucking dick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:08, closed)
*golf clap*
Well done. "You fucking dick" is about the best "flinging shit" I've ever heard. If you can think of more, please post them below.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 20:44, closed)
I can think of so many more, believe me.
But dweebs like you don't warrant the effort.

Fuck off back to Cybertron, there's a good girl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 21:01, closed)

I like the way you try and play it cool with 'not worth the effort' and then immediately blow it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 21:03, closed)
No really, I'm serious
If you can come up with something better than "you fucking dick" we'd like to hear from you.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 21:05, closed)
No? Nothing better than "You fucking dick?"
Wow, b3ta, you disappoint me. Where is your Rory Lyon or Noncy Boyce?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 21:11, closed)
BAN THIS DREADFUL TROLL!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:04, closed)

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