How do people in Japan live on plates? (edit: Was a question my child once asked me.)
I guess a 5 year old overhears "Japanese trench" and "tectonic plates" and does the best they can with the information.

Another thing my child asked was "Why does the moon change shape?" This has been the best questions thus far.

I can see why people say Jesus did it. It stops a lot of why? why? why? why? why? questions.

Edit: it's a shame the talk board bled over into this section.
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:47, 19 replies)

How a grown man even into words?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:50, closed)

In which bit of the bible...
...did Jesus reshape the moon?

Your bible sounds fucking ace!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:51, closed)

Are you having some sort of episode?
Do we need to call somebody?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:52, closed)

Episode lol.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:06, closed)

Stupid hat.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:52, closed)

I remember when B3ta was an English language website.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:55, closed)

In fairness,
All the replies were humorous and made me laugh more than your answer.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:11, closed)

thats a good bizarre leap of logic
In correcting my drivel I was trying to make it funnier?
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:19, closed)

Try not typing with your face.
HTH xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:34, closed)

Do you detach your face to type then?

(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:06, closed)

If you're going to get snippy about it,
both /talk and /qotw evolved out of /board, and I find your segregationist rhetoric especially offensive, in the wake of Nelson Mandela's death.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:29, closed)

/talk and /board are generally diffrent.
/talk being way more cunty than /board.
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:34, closed)

Which is why /offtopic exists,
so all the delicate flowers can be protected from the howwible bullies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:49, closed)

OT is way harsher than /talk
All that lot do is say 'Morning' and call each other cunts, in succession.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:35, closed)

Leave me alone you big bully.
I'm a delicate flower.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:08, closed)

Shut up you stupid fucking prick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:50, closed)

:)

(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:05, closed)

and 9/11

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:05, closed)

0.818181818 ?

(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:07, closed)