
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
( , Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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Wife and I were watching a TV documentary about polar bears. The narrator explained that the poor polar bear had to swim 500 miles to find something to eat, due to the ice having melted, thanks to global warming.
Wife then bursts into tears. "It's YOUR FAULT!"
"Eh?"
"You drive to work. You could easily walk."
My round trip of three miles a day apparently caused global warming.
( , Fri 13 Dec 2013, 22:39, 12 replies)

And it may take me a lot longer to walk home to a miserable hatchet faced whore of a wife depending on how many pubs are on the way home to put myself out of the misery of going home to an idiot.
( , Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:38, closed)

You Polar Bear murdering bastard.
( , Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:27, closed)

It is climate change and not global warming that counts. Even Margaret Thatcher understood the difference between the two very different concepts.
Polar Bears will adapt, for fuck sake they evolved in worse conditions.
( , Fri 13 Dec 2013, 23:34, closed)

but the polar bears are one of the species that might be genuinely fucked. They're specialists. Some of them might wander south and breed back into their darker cousins but it's quite possible the Arctic itself might not be able to support them as they are now.
( , Sat 14 Dec 2013, 12:16, closed)

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( , Sat 14 Dec 2013, 3:15, closed)

for using electricity to power a TV to watch a documentary highlighting the plight of polar bears because of climate change caused by humanity's insatiable desire for fossil-fueled energy to generate electricity to watch documentaries about the plight of polar bears.
And so the cycle is complete. And I have a lapful of sperm.
( , Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:42, closed)
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