Black sheep of the family II
Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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My cousin has a FRESHWATER swimming pool, the povvo cunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:16,
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Incidentally...
...where did the salt-water-pool mocking thing come from?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:58,
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There was a moaning shitcunt.
People called him a moaning shitcunt.
He said "I can't be a moaning shitcunt because I have a saltwater pool."
So people called him a moaning shitcunt with a saltwater pool.
Then he went mental and got banned.
But you're not allowed to mention that his name was Rob Fairholme or that he's a fat fifty-year-old who repairs PCs like a teenager and lives off his mum's money in Perth, Australia.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:17,
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I think this is about as beautiful a summary as I've ever read of anything.
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.Yeti., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:23,
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I should totes work for Reader's Digest or sutin.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:25,
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Mills & Boon is just words on a page without you.
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.Yeti., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:34,
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Ah... I didn't realise it was an episode of the Bob Frostgnome saga.
Everything falls into place.
So... it's not the pool, per se, it's being a dick about it?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:23,
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a 44,000 litre saltwater pool, no less!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:29,
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Any less and it'd be a birdbath.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:37,
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Another example of why replies should be eligible to win.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:51,
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I think
Ringo was boasting about having one?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:18,
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FRESH!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:30,
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With dice in the meer?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:04,
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freshwater lake
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:06,
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Hurrah!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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