I've seen a metric fuckton of folk on here this week who are ignorant of the meaning of 'ignorant,' thinking it actually means stupid.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 20:56, 40 replies)

WAAH! WAAH! WAAH!
GENERIC ANGRY POST FROM BRAYNDEDD BITCHING ABOUT OTHER SITE USERS! WAAH! WAAH! WAAH! BRAYNDEDD!

Just wanted to get in there with the sad, self-important, humourless, hypocritical and generic post before TMT does.

I hope you understand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 21:27, closed)

If only he could see this.
You're denying him a right chub on, here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 21:47, closed)

I had a little wank to this, if that helps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:12, closed)

see, I got this from a dictionary
ignorant  
Example Sentences Origin
ig·no·rant   [ig-ner-uhnt]
adjective
1.
lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man.
2.
lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact: ignorant of quantum physics.
3.
uninformed; unaware.
4.
due to or showing lack of knowledge or training: an ignorant statement.

and yet I feel it misses the central point, where people have the opportunity to learn new ideas but choose to 'ignore' them, thus preserving their own idea of how the world works, then chooses to insist on their version of events in the face of contrary evidence. See Creationists, Racists, Trekkers vs Trekkies.... (EDIT also, how I recall the middle section of 'Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun' from when I saw it on TV aged 10, versus the DVD I got a few years ago from ASDA for £3. I prefer my remembered version. Maybe it was a special 'ASDA' video edit..... but I digress.)

I hope this will help and inform people who are cross at your post and come looking for evidence as to why they shouldn't tell fun stories about dumb people because the semantics of the original query mean they're too stupid to know what ignorant means :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:21, closed)

Zing!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:33, closed)

it was an online dictionary though
so maybe shouldn't be trusted in a court of law.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:38, closed)

Still it is a very palpable Zing! RWH.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 0:54, closed)

There's a good body of evidence out there that says 'TL;DR'
actually could come down to 'looks too hard to bother trying to read, therefore it must be shit'.

So, I declare 'LTHTBTTR,TIMBS' as the legitimate accurate successor to those without an attention span of OOH LOOK THEY DO CHIPS!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:36, closed)

Clearly you're having a bit of trouble with "irony" as well...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 23:19, closed)

That's something about spoons, isn't it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 23:24, closed)

You love spoons don't you bd?
It means you can cry while being bummed.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 0:56, closed)

This actually makes less sense than a Ringofyre post.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:24, closed)

I like that you use me as the benchmark AB.
That warms my cockles.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:28, closed)

Then do you really understand the sentence or it's structure fatty fucker?
You probably don't know about spooning as your missus takes up the whole bed.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:47, closed)

So to summarise.
BD is gay because he likes cutlery and my missus is fat?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:11, closed)

That's what I got from it too.
I think MT should've concentrated on the fact that you are both annoying, super-critical, divisive non-contributors.

But that's just me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 18:46, closed)

With more posts in last week's 'best of' than the pair of you put together.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 19:47, closed)

Wah

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:20, closed)

Gutted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:26, closed)

Aint you the dogs danglies AB
Most people still think you are a pillock though.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:21, closed)

So, you're basically admitting to being less popular than me here, what with no people voting you up ever?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:25, closed)

No, I am just saying you are a pillock.









Pillock
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:38, closed)

Cause that's my goal in life too.
When I reach that pinnacle - I can die a happy man.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 23:18, closed)

Yeah, but if TMT ever once made sense or said something witty the universe would implode.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 19:57, closed)

And wah
Well I get enough mails saying people like what I am doing so I wont stop.

Plus your impotent rages are so gratifying to watch.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:20, closed)

I get mails saying what a massive penis I've got and how I'm totally handsome and I should leave WW and have a meaningless fling with them and everything.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:26, closed)

Yeah sorry about that.
It was just a phase I was going through.

Although I think they were meant to say what a massive penis YOU ARE not Have.


*I've got to go ENJOY MY LIFE ™ for a while offline, please leave your impotent rages until I am back.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:27, closed)

and those ones are in between all the ones I get telling me how I'm totally better than you and I should run b3ta and not Rob.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:28, closed)

Well your not as racist admittedly.
But would you have time doing it with the amount of your day you are spent crushed below WW or lost in her folds?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:30, closed)

And then of course there's the gazzes I get from the mods saying 'go on, see how upset you can make Ringo and MT today'
They're mostly from Scaryduck, mind.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:32, closed)

The Goat told me that you and Scary are the same person and that he uses the AB account to vent his frustrations on b3tans at having a small winkie.

You use the upset online card again and again you old one trick pony you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:34, closed)

It's a good job you haven't mentioned my missus being fat, otherwise this might look like a massive case of Self Awareness Failure here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:47, closed)

To the tune of "My Bonny lies over the ocean"
The lurkers support me in email,
I'm clearly correct they agree!
The lurkers support me in email,
just nowhere that others can see.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 21:53, closed)

Actually it turns out I'm half-remembering something from Usenet
barb.velvet.com/humor/lurkers.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 21:55, closed)

I do all the time Ringo.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 20:40, closed)

The word is "fucktonne", not "fuckton"
How ignorant.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:06, closed)

Not at all. Depends if it's a metric or imperial measure of fuckweight.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:38, closed)

OP specified "metric".
So my gag stands. Ner.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:04, closed)

I thought
Luke blew up the imperial fuckton so there's only the metric one left.
(Imaginary Ed was dreamed up on, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:53, closed)

Well played, there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:17, closed)