Why I'm a bit of a bitch.
Yeah I know I've been moody the last few days, I can't help it. It's the hormones, they're all over the place.

Yes, I am aware I'm crying for no reason thank you very much but maybe if you would just fuck off and leave me alone I'd be ok, oh and you're spot on there, you can't do anything right.

No, I don't want sex, oh wait actually I do. Now. Right now. Nopes, you missed your chance. Leave me alone.

Me? Irrational? How the fuck am I being irrational you prick?! Oh just fuck off!

What's my problem? I'll tell what my fucking problem is mate. The lining from my uterus is DRIPPING OUT OF MY VAGINA and you know what, it actually hurts quite a bit.

Do you think I like feeling like this? Do you think it's a walk in the park? My muscles ache, my back hurts, I feel bloated and My body tempetarue has gone up by 30 million degrees!

Well I'm sorry you find me difficult to talk to at the moment. Yeah go on then, fuck off down the pub, see if I care!

Ok, look, I'm sorry it looks like someone slaughtered a cow on the bed but I couldn't help it!

Oh, you made the how can something bleed so much for five days and not die joke? How original! Ha de fucking ha. You wanker!

Yeah maybe it is just best if you leave me alone for a bit. But give me a cuddle first please, and a glass of wine.
( wanderlust, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:07, 8 replies)

Sounds about right
*throws chocolate in general direction and runs away*
(DryGoldfish, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:20, closed)

Yes!
Yes very much this, also add on the headaches and the need to sleep an extra 4 hours a night for me, the 3 twix's and mars bar I have eaten today, along with 2 small sausage rolls and a pot noodle :(
( Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:28, closed)

Is it just Mrs G...
...or do the rest of you suddenly go really cheerful when "Mr P comes to town", as opposed to the moodyness for the day or two before? I can tell the exact moment 'he arrives' by the complete change in mood.

The problems during the actual 5 days are as nothing compared to the couple of days leading up.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 16:09, closed)

Snap
Yes.
(solindiges Cheap - but not as cheap as your girlfriend., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 17:05, closed)

i hate the temperature thing!
i'm very susceptible to the slightest change in temperature and being too hot makes me feel sick. this means, of course, that i spend several days wanting to puke and getting in an even worse mood.

but yes, when the floodgates have opened, i temporarily become the happiest bunny in the hutch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:01, closed)

Whaddya mean?
Five days? FIVE days? It's usually SEVEN with me!

But I'm usually a bitch anyway so pms doesn't make that much of a difference. ;)

Men will NEVER understand.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:21, closed)

how come
women get to try and wring sympathy from us with their menstrual cycles, but we don't get any for being slaves to our erections?

They're both essential parts of being a woman or a man, they both control behaviour to some extent.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:00, closed)

and exact description
apart from that mine hurts so much it makes me vomit, apparently not rare, but doubly disgusting...
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 17:59, closed)