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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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This is ridiculous.
Why should you be obliged to try hard to 'succeed' just because you're born with a brain. Bit Brave New World, innit?

The only obligation you have is to be decent and not make things shitter for other people.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 9:44, 3 replies)
Just out of curiosity
..how do you think you're measuring up on that scale?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 11:41, closed)
pretty awesome

(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 11:52, closed)
I was I was in the office right now...
Cuz I be officelollin.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 12:17, closed)
Hahahaha, working on a Sunday.

(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 14:36, closed)
I was I was a puddy-tat?

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:56, closed)
That first 'was' was meant to be a 'wish'.
Instead of making the sentence completely retarded :o(
Oh well.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:27, closed)
That is a fucking excellent way of looking at things.
Ya big lug. I thought you had a reputation to maintain.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 12:17, closed)
I am a lovable rogue.

(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 12:57, closed)

ogu oug
(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 14:36, closed)
I miss pp.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:45, closed)
You're FB-friends with him, surely you get more Gonzo than you could ever possibly wish for?

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:57, closed)
I want him in all my virtual orifices.

(, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:31, closed)
The forgiveness i've craved all my life.
Thanks dad.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 16:59, closed)

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