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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I DUN A PISS ON A ORCHESTRA

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:37, 15 replies)
How did they Handel it?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:06, closed)
I think you're Baching up the wrong tree there.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:08, closed)
I could write you a Liszt of where you've gone wrong there

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)
they were too Bizet to notice

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:44, closed)
They were all out Chopin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)
Orchestra being a simile to your life?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:48, closed)
^ doesn't know what a simile is^

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:11, closed)
I know what a meters for!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:23, closed)
BADUM PISS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:20, closed)
You probably deserve some kind of credit for being able to fit an entire orchestra into your mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 21:32, closed)
top marks here

(Eukanuba, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 21:38, closed)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:53, closed)
And again, replies really should be able to win.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:57, closed)
Superb.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 1:04, closed)
Nah, you're just stringing us along.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:33, closed)

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