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Not Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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I DUN A PISS ON A ORCHESTRA

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 10:37, 15 replies)
How did they Handel it?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:06, closed)
I think you're Baching up the wrong tree there.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:08, closed)
I could write you a Liszt of where you've gone wrong there

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)
they were too Bizet to notice

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:44, closed)
They were all out Chopin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)
Orchestra being a simile to your life?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:48, closed)
^ doesn't know what a simile is^

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:11, closed)
I know what a meters for!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:23, closed)
BADUM PISS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:20, closed)
You probably deserve some kind of credit for being able to fit an entire orchestra into your mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 21:32, closed)
top marks here

(Eukanuba, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 21:38, closed)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:53, closed)
And again, replies really should be able to win.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:57, closed)
Superb.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 1:04, closed)
Nah, you're just stringing us along.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:33, closed)

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