
Mictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."
How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?
( , Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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I really warms my cockles to know that you lot spend time out of your days thinking about me.
Especially when the merest whiff of a thought of you barely even passes thru my mind's arse cheeks.
( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:42, 1 reply)

or the fact that roughly 50% of his b3ta posts are replies to me or posts about me. Don't want him topping up his pool with more salty tears.
( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:27, closed)

( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:18, closed)

If he were obsessed he'd have linked up half a dozen or more of those searches like my pet Weepy Phantom.
( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:53, closed)

I count nine posts there. By way of comparison, here are Shambo's long-standing obsessions with butter, lard, pasties, beer, and pie.
Only two results for dietician, though. And three for jog.
I mean, draw your own conclusions, but I don't think it's a massive leap of logic to state with some confidence that the tubby shut-in is fucking obsessed with stuffing his ugly flapping facehole full of all the calorific goodness he can carry home from Lidl.
( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:32, closed)

It's hard to tell with the Miseryblands. It also thinks I'm fat.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)

What sort of a freak doesn't like these tasty comestibles?
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16, closed)

I'm kind of a big deal on the miserynet. He'll be up before 5 for another 18 hour world wide weep.
edit: 4:46am ... jesus
( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)

Quarter to 12 your time till , well now - you guys have been wittering on about me.
Me - I had a wonderful sleep, thank you.
( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:46, closed)

TOPTIP: You get 5 pages of much more fun and entertainment if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambo&p=5.
& a paltry 13 posts if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolina
"*" is your little search friend.
( , Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:55, closed)
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