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Mictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."

How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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I love how you think about me so much.
I really warms my cockles to know that you lot spend time out of your days thinking about me.
Especially when the merest whiff of a thought of you barely even passes thru my mind's arse cheeks.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:42, 1 reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolic
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12, closed)
^case closed

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:51, closed)
Well played.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:00, closed)
I hope nobody mentions that both his username and sig were taken from me
or the fact that roughly 50% of his b3ta posts are replies to me or posts about me. Don't want him topping up his pool with more salty tears.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:27, closed)
Careful now, with links like that he'll accuse you of being obsessed.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:18, closed)
No no no.
If he were obsessed he'd have linked up half a dozen or more of those searches like my pet Weepy Phantom.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:53, closed)

I count nine posts there. By way of comparison, here are Shambo's long-standing obsessions with butter, lard, pasties, beer, and pie.

Only two results for dietician, though. And three for jog.

I mean, draw your own conclusions, but I don't think it's a massive leap of logic to state with some confidence that the tubby shut-in is fucking obsessed with stuffing his ugly flapping facehole full of all the calorific goodness he can carry home from Lidl.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:32, closed)
I do like pies.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:49, closed)
who doesn't like pies
For the love of fuck leave pies alone
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:17, closed)
He seems to think liking pies and beer is an insult or something.
It's hard to tell with the Miseryblands. It also thinks I'm fat.
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)
Liking beer and pies makes you normal
What sort of a freak doesn't like these tasty comestibles?
(, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16, closed)
That's only the first page.

(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:11, closed)
If you search for shambo* there are literally hundreds upon hundreds at every hour of the night and day.
I'm kind of a big deal on the miserynet. He'll be up before 5 for another 18 hour world wide weep.

edit: 4:46am ... jesus
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)
See.
Quarter to 12 your time till , well now - you guys have been wittering on about me.

Me - I had a wonderful sleep, thank you.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:46, closed)
HP was correct - 9 posts.
TOPTIP: You get 5 pages of much more fun and entertainment if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambo&p=5.
& a paltry 13 posts if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolina

"*" is your little search friend.
(, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:55, closed)

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