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Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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When email addresses were introduced to our company, the less than socially aware IT dude made mine [email protected] as a joke. It was changed pretty quickly after I emailed the MD with a query. Pity I never emailed a client.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 15:10, 3 replies)
Hahaha, that deserves its own post :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 15:16, closed)
For a couple of years there was a free remailer called fuckshitwank.com and I had the email address: [email protected]
Not much use though as it almost never made it through anyone's spam filter!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 18:29, closed)
qu.im was available until recently
I tried to buy it but the registrars for .im wanted something like £2000 for a two-letter domain.

It's not available any more (it was pointing to a wine company for a while, which was strange).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 18:36, closed)
if you register a domain in the cook islands you will have the extension .co.ck
japes abound!
(I helped save b3ta! sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 10:28, closed)
Sugarape.co.ck?
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:35, closed)
Totally Mexico, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 17:46, closed)
I received a job application for a reasonably high-level technical role a few years back
with the contact address something like [email protected]

I mean fucking hell. Hotmail.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 18:40, closed)
I looked at a recruitment website the other day
They suggested using gmail.com "for a more professional image". Why not just say "insert the line 'sent on my iPad' as your signature in every email. That'll show potential recruiters how up-to-date you are"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:16, closed)
This is why all people who work for recruitment firms should be ground down and used as fertiliser.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:17, closed)
Can I
click "like" for a reply? All that bullshit, used in the carbon cycle... I'd buy it!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 21:03, closed)

I prefer jewishmail.com for that purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sat 23 Mar 2013, 19:52, closed)

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