One day in Hamburg
So there I was, spending a day shopping in Hamburg. At the end I had amassed 4 carrier bags of stuff, plus one fuckoff-sized bag containing a new suit, and then...

"Where the fuck is my train ticket?"

I searched and searched. Yes, I had definitely lost it. Crap. Off to the ticket machines (5 euro surcharge if you want to speak to a human being) I went, and lightened the wallet.

---2 hours of public transport rage omitted---

When I came home, there was no car in the driveway. "Germangal must be grocery shopping", I say to myself. Luckily, I had only lost the ticket and not my keys.
Opening the door, I was greeted by Germangal and the two Germandaughters.

"Where's the car?" ask I.

Then it clicked. I'd only gone and forgotten the fucking CAR in a city 180km away.

Went to the parking garage I usually use the next day, got back Germanride, payed for another train ticket and overnight parking. Total cost to bank account: 143 euros. Total profits for future alzheimer's doc: Probably millions. Total cost to dignity: Infinite.

First post be gentle, long time lurker first time poster, length, girth, something something star wars something, bins (stayed about from), magenta CDC.
(GermanGuy invaded on, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:47, 15 replies)

Nice work

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:49, closed)

It is, isn't it?

I get reminded of it at every family gathering, what joy.
(GermanGuy invaded on, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:54, closed)

Excellent first postage here.
Welcome in, pull off Legless, do some massive drugs, stay about from my bins.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:53, closed)

You will do well here.
Top alzheimering!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:55, closed)

'Alzheimering' sounds like the new German Grand Prix circuit
I imagine Stirling Moss, Jackie Stewart and Frank Williams all trundling around on their mobility scooters...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:03, closed)

But every so often forgetting which way round to go...

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 18:18, closed)

I like this.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:58, closed)

nice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 14:59, closed)

Epic.
In terms of the scale of what you forgot and the consequences, this is incredible. Clicky.
( Muns, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:11, closed)

Have a welcoming click.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:23, closed)

nice first post
have a click, to lull you into a false sense of security
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:45, closed)

You
utter clot.
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:48, closed)

wow you gert berk
mind you I had a little "where's my phone!" moment just now reading that


on my phone
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 16:43, closed)

Probably the only reason I haven't already done this
is that I don't have a car.

Have ye a click.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 8:46, closed)

Fuck. That's 10/10 for pure vagueness.
( Ken Oath, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:50, closed)