Nipples
My boobs are fairly average, being a C cup. Get a few compliments but normally have to enhance them in a fool-em bra....
It's my nipples that cause the trouble. The areolae are pretty small, about an inch in diameter, and medium pink..until I get aroused when they darken dramatically, like I've put blusher on them. Another reason I wear slightly padded bras is to stop my nipples poking through. Slightly chilly outside? Cigar butts. Sneeze? Fighter Pilot's thumbs. Get a little embarrassed? Peanut smuggling.
I find it excrutiating to get the old "blimey is it cold out?" all the time.
However, a midwife once told me I had the perfect nipples for breastfeeding and that is what they're for, after all, not, as one ex thought, for trying to fit down his Jap's Eye...

If Chelsea win the double this weekend I might even flash you all.
Except this QOTW will have expired by then. So I better not.
( Sallyrsm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:38, 8 replies)

Look....
They're gonna do it anyway, so why not save a bit of time?
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:45, closed)

Smooth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:30, closed)

I think I may be your boob twin
even down to wearing lightly padded bras to cover the fact that my nipples stand to attention at the most inopportune moments.
(Chicken Little This signature has been left blank., Mon 10 May 2010, 22:23, closed)

wth
Down his japs eye?

gawd I thought I'd heard of everything >.<
(EvilMeister, Tue 11 May 2010, 1:43, closed)

please explain

(babyaeroplanes, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57, closed)

Well?
They won the league, half way there, so just show one, you can't let us down now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:02, closed)

I love C-cups
Best of all the boobs.

Big enough that you can cup them, and that if the lady leans down whilst on top, they will brush your chest.
But small enough that they will stay perky for years to come.

Mrs. Cock's beautiful Cs are now almost 35 years old, but put bigger 21 year olds to shame with their perkiness.

Yum.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 11 May 2010, 16:58, closed)

Bugger
But I don't want to have to support Chelsea

Bah
(itsOnlyGoingToGetHairier, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:57, closed)