
Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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working in a sports \ social club in hereford in mid 90's. All the football lads mainly drunk the local ciders (GL, stowford press, strongbow). about 20 of them booked to go on holiday to a greek island, so thought they better get re-acclimatised with lager. In 4 weeks they drained us dry of bottled lager that had been hanging around on the shelves for years. Once they turned up at their hotel, they found Stowford press cider on tap. Made 10 miles from hereford. They got pissed and made a spectacle of themselves most days i'm told.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:29, 24 replies)

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cloudy, cloudier and cloudiest
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:08, closed)

I call INTERNET LIES.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:19, closed)

Or are you playing 'no true Scotsman' rules here?
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:06, closed)

own ciders (Stella Cidre, Sommersby etc.)and force their will on the Pub Co. estates and free trade accounts. No true cider drinker would choose Strongbow but if it is the only product available then cider drinkers are known to stick to the concept of alcoholic apples rather than switch to bitter, lager, stout or whatever. TITS!
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:58, closed)

I'll leave it to the tramps, chavs and yokels.
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I don't mind a slug of calvados from time to time. Fermented orchard droppings are fit only for pigs and the Cornish.
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:10, closed)

To me they taste like they sterilised the bottles with sodium metabisulphate and didn't bother rinsing them afterwards.
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:09, closed)

I still don't understand why Sean Bean didn't point out the mispronunciation on the set unless the fucker didn't notice or just wanted to make De Niro look like a twat.
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:25, closed)

...and they didn't bother reshooting it, it's not like factual accuracy is paramount in Hollywood. Reminds me of The Hole which was set in a random posh bit of the UK and featured an MG TF with a V8 engine dubbed over it.
( , Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:06, closed)
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