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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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Hilarious story at the expense of my ex-wife
About 2 weeks after our first date we decided to go on holiday together, to Portugal, over the Christmas break.

On the 25th, the future Mrs Punch wished everyone 'Buena Vista', despite being repeatedly informed that 'Boas Festas' was Portuguese for Merry Christmas and Buena Vista is Spanish for 'lovely view' (or something to do with Disney).
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:01, 12 replies)
My wife is quite
good at Portuguese.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:03, closed)
She is fantastic at sucking cock, like YM.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:38, closed)

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:28, closed)
You obviously, like, just don't get it, man

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:20, closed)
Hilarious? It's not even a fucking story.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 17:45, closed)
It's completely hilarious in every possible way

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:18, closed)
Now, this kind of confidence I can respect.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:27, closed)
As misguided as that confidence is regarding this story.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:38, closed)
If you're gonna lie...
...make it completely barefaced, and enough people might just pretend to believe it.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:46, closed)
I've changed my mind and am now totally convinced that you're Peter Ustinov's funnier and sexier brother.

(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:51, closed)
Ha! Pow!
I've always hated your ex-wife. She's a poopy head and a cunt and she can fuck off.

I'm glad she said "lovely view" instead of "merry Christmas". Serves her right, the fat racist gay cunt anti-Semite, homophobe ninny.
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