My teachers at high school swore to me
that the vegetarians in my year would not be offended at the end-of-year dance with meat in the dinner. I knew these teachers had reputations as practical jokers at such events, putting unexpected cuts of meat in unusual recipes but with so many dietary requirements I couldn't afford to take a chance so I made them cross their hearts and hope to die on the matter.

The starter and main course went off without a hitch, but the bastards were pissing themselves laughing as we bit into our frozen dairy desserts to find some foul tasting leathery meat inside. It turned out they'd found a dead badger and slipped it into the ice cream maker.

That was a brock in prom ice.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:04, 8 replies)

get out

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:09, closed)

ffs
that was almost worthy of Pooflake.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:18, closed)

i think that was, by far, one of the worst attempts.


...but i still laughed.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, closed)

Wins points for at least vaguely plausible main story.
Loses points for not actually holorhyming.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:27, closed)

something just snapped in my head

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:02, closed)

*spang*

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:56, closed)

This went down
much better than expected.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 18:51, closed)

expected deserved
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:40, closed)